You're pitiful
Published by Tom on 21 juni 2006 om 22:05
My life is brilliant
(What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I... Do you want to start over, or?... Keep going? ... OK now, now?)
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you farty pants
But you always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin chips off your chest
While you're playin Halo 2
No one's classier than you
la la la la
la la la la
la la la la ...loser
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you
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